Things were nice and quiet at first, a pleasant change of pace around the apartment. Then it got oddly noisy, and I realized that my cat was becoming more and more vocal. Traced back the source of her consternation, and realized that her magic food bowl was no longer magic - it was empty! Imagine that.... So I decided to take stock of other changes around here.
#1 - i feel kinda weird. i think i'm developing a sort of oily layer. i may have to break down today and investigate the curtained-off area of the bathroom to figure out what that is for.
#2 - my teeth are growing fur. maybe that bristly-thingy hanging over the bathroom sink could help reverse this process. will have to give it a try at least.
#3 - running out of spoons. and room in the sink. and clean table space. very odd.
#4 - strange odor around apartment. can't quite nail it down - could be coming from litterbox, sink, or table. perhaps the garbage. or maybe secondary to items #1 or #2. that cat still hangs around me, so can't be too offensive. right?
Meanwhile, I think I have finally had my fill of peanut butter. Will have to investigate other edibles around the house. It has been sorta nice to always find things where I leave them, but not enough of a trade-off having to deal with #3 above.
Ok, well back to pretending to be productive. Might have to make that list of projects soon. At least my back isn't getting any worse (for now).
Alas, not a Black Friday deal.
3 days ago
2 comments:
At the very least Listerine.
omg beb, i am SO glad i'm not around to inhale all the oily aromatic goodness you describe... then again, this wouldn't be happening if I wasn't around, right? LMAOoooOOoOoOO!
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